Oops!

'Mercy dear, I love you very much but. . . What in the world has possessed you to interrupt my royal beauty sleep?

So sorry your royal sleepiness!   Forgive this lowly weary one!  'Off with yoour heaaaazzzzz.'

'You can wake me any time.  As long as it's for a tummy rub!'

Why does that not surprise me? Lol!