Scarred for LIFE!!

Unable to sleep last night I was scanning through the cable movie channels hoping to find a late night showing of some old gem.  Instead my eyes were assaulted by the visage of 3 huge harem girls.  

Wearing veils to hide their faces, the huge dancing girls wore tasseled bra tops with their bloated bellies hanging over low slung harem pants. Then horror of horrors. . .they dropped their veils.

The sight of The Three Stooges crammed into those tiny costumes is burned into my brain.  My EYES!! I am scarred, I tell you! Scarred for LIFE!!