First impressions

A little while ago I made a new acquaintance. A lovely older lady. 'Rachel'  In her 70s Rachel is very mobile and very sharp.

Rachel came by to see if I needed anything. She caught me working on my mushroom gardens. Now when my gardens are not full of mushrooms they look like a brick of pressed vegetable matter. . . Yea, there was a misunderstanding.

When she saw these blocks Rachel looked stunned.  'MERCY! Is that HASH?!?!'  No, no no! It is just a mushroom garden. She looked a little relieved but I'm wondering if I should have explained they are oyster mushrooms not psychedelic mushrooms.